"Enjoy the little things in life because one day you would look back and realize that those little things were the ones that meant the most."

"I just want to thank you for walking into my life and making it wonderful and incredible."

I don't want anyone else to have you. <3
I don't want anybody to feel the same way like i do. <3
I want to be the only one who's intensely, crazy in love with you. <3

Dumalaw si GMA sa mental hospital...
Dok: Let's welcome President Arroyo!
Pumalakpak lahat ng pasyente maliban sa isa na nasa sulok...
GMA: O, dok, bakit 'yung isa, hindi pumalakpak?
Dok: Ma'am, magaling na po siya

“In life, it’s really wiser not to expect but to hope, because in expecting, you’re asking for disappointment while in hoping, you’re inviting a surprise.
God is the reason why even in pain we smile, even in sorrow we believe.
Even in betrayal we trust and even in fear we continue to fight.”

“It’s best to know where we are weak. We have to learn to accept defeat.
If at first we don’t succeed, then persistence is all we need.”

Hindi nanamn ako kasama sa plano mo....

Hays.. pwede ka namn pala umalis bakit di ka nalang samin sumama..

Di nalang ako mag e-explain kasi di mo naman din iintindihin. Ako nalang un iintindi...

Hindi ko ugaling hayaan yung mga taong mahalaga sakin na mawala ..

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pero hindi ko din ugali na mgmakaawa sa harapan nila wag lang silang mawala

Even if you get disappointed, never become discouraged!

The Value of a person is not measured by what he does for himself to make his life easier, But, measured by what he does for others to make their lives easier.

You can't help others who won't help themselves . . .

You may not realize this, but some of the little things you say make my day :)

He can hold your hand like I do, He can kiss you like I do, He can hug you like I do, but He will never never love you like I do.. :)

Girl: Hanggang kelan mo ko kayang mahalin?
Boy: Hanggang katapusan
Girl: (BLUSHES AND SAiD) How sweet :"">

Boy: Hanggang katapusan ng June :))

"Someday, we'll forget the hurt, the reason we cried and who caused us pain. We will finally realize that the secret of being free is not revenge, but letting things unfold in their own way and own time. After all, what matters is not the first but the last chapter of our life which shows how well we ran the race..."

Life can be happier & stress-free if we remember 1 simple thought. We can't have all that we desire, But God will give us all that we deserve!

The best feeling of happiness is when you're happy because you've made somebody else happy.

...If you truly want to be with someone no time is too long and no distance is too far.

You know you are truly in love when...
you are with that person, hours feel like seconds.
When you are apart, minutes feel like years.

Determination and confidence today, lead to success and happiness tomorrow!!!

Sure I don't have everything I want, but I learned to love everything I have.

Its ok to loose your pride over someone you love, but don't loose someone you love over your pride!

Boy: Babe password ka ba?
Girl: Ha bakit naman?
Boy: Hinde kc kita pwdeng Kalimutan.
Girl: Ang sweet mu naman babe.
Boy: Weeee...Pero pwde kitang Palitan!.

PARE1: Pre, bakit ka tulala?
PARE2: Asawa ko, gabi-gabi ako kinakalabit.
PARE1: Sarap nun! Anong problema dun?
PARE2: Anong masarap dun e limang taon nang patay asawa ko!

Just when I thought everything was okay

ALL THE SAD FEELINGS CAME RUSHING BACK and now I have to start all over again.

Kapag hinahabol ka nang mahal mo ..

sa KWARTO ka dumiretcho :)) haha

Nagseselos ako sa mga taong nagiging malapit sayo. Lalo na at wala ako. Hindi naman sa selfish ako o possessive. Takot lang akong maging masaya ka sa iba at makalimutan mo kung paano kita napasaya.

The shortest word I know is "I". The sweetest word I know is "LOVE". And the person I'd never forget is "YOU".

Finding love is easy, Making sure it lasts forever is the hard thing.

Care for the one who shares with you...
Share with the one who knows you...
Know the one who misses you...
Miss the one who wishes best for you..

You know your in love when you love the person more than u love yourself and you want to be with this person for the rest of your life :)

I wish you could see yourself through my eyes and see and feel the way i do about you!

Maybe then you would understand all the reasons why I LOVE YOU!

A real relationship, Has fights. Has trust. Has faith. Has tears. Has hurt. Has sweet smiles. Has genuine laughter. Has imperfections & has forgiveness.

"If it matters to you, It matters to God."

How to keep ur BOYFRIEND happy?

Trust him. If you know its ur fault,
Apologize.. And lastly love him with
all of your heart..

How to keep ur GIRLFRIEND happy?

Make her one and only.. Its simple. :)

Truth hurts... But lies? WORST!!!

Choose your love, love your choice~

only tears can explain the true meaning of pain :(

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others...
And if we can't help them, at least we don't hurt them.. =)

Kung mga babae ang nagpapalakad sa mundo, wala siguro masyadong patayan sa giyera

puro siraan, pintasan, at plastikan lang diba?

Pag magkagalit ang dalawang bansa, imbes na magbarilan, di na lang sila magpapansinan ng matagal

Kung nakahanap siya ng dahilan para iwanan ka,
gumawa ka ng paraan para magsisi siya...

Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.

Magagawa mo lang PAHABAIN ang isang relasyon kung hindi kana magbabalak magkaroon ng IBA pang kareLasyon.

Kung hindi nya ma- appreciate ang mga kabutihang ipinapakita mo sa kanya, subukan mong itago. Baka sakaling hanapin nya.

Kung mahal ka talaga niya, makakita man siya ng higit sayo.. Ikaw parin ang hahanapin niya! :)

Ang mga taong malayo sa'yo at mahal na mahal mo ay parang RAINBOW, minsan mo lang makita pero pag nasilayan mo. NAPAPANGITI KA. :")

If you don't tell me what's wrong, how can I make it right ♪

Ang taong madalas tumingin sa'yo at madalas kang kulitin ay parang UTANG SA BANGKO. . . .



May INTERES!

Hindi lahat ng relasyon nasisira sa 3rd party. Yung iba nasisira sa kaka party.

Mas magandang bigyan ng chance yung taong naghihintay sayo, kesa balikan yung taong kusang lumayo sayo.

Wala naman talagang taong
ipinanganak na manloloko. Hindi
lang talaga naitanim sa pag-iisip
nila ang tunay na kahulugan ng
SERYOSO, RESPETO AT KUNTENTO.

sa relasyon, ....
minsan hindi batayan ang
salitang MAHAL KITA.
ang importante.... ..... "seryoso siya"

"Three things in life that can destroy a person."

1. Anger
2. Pride
3. Unforgiveness

Classmate1: Samahan mo ako may bibilhin lng ako sa canteen.
Classmate2: Sa iba ka na lang muna magpasama, Tatapusin ko pa assignment sa English at Science, Nakalimutan ko gawin kagabi e.
Classmate1: Libre? Gusto mo?
Classmate2: Sige na nga! Tara na!

Malalaman mong gumagaling na ang sugat pag kumati na ito. Kaya kung broken heartead ka, malalaman mong gumagaling ka na pag kumakati ka na!

Walang malabong mata pag ang paparating ay MAGANDA.

Ang tunay na chicks, alam ang basic position ng mga daliri sa keyboard, hindi hintuturo ang ginagamit sa lahat ng letters.

Kung nabibili lang ang mga taong hindi nanloloko.. Kahit mahal pa yan, pag-iipunan ko..

May mga taong palihim na lumalandi.
Kaya may mga tao ding palihim na nasasaktan.

Ang tunay na chicks, hindi O.A. maglagay ng eyeliner. Hindi super kapal na akala mo aattend ng concert ng Chicosci.

Pag wala kang magawa,
Buksan ang zipper,
Ipasok ang kamay sa loob at...



Dukutin ang libro! Magbasa ka!
Hindi kung ano ano ang naiisip mo!

DOC: I'm sorry pero may taning ka na. Mga 10.
PATIENT: Ha doc? 10 Years? 10 months? 10 weeks? 10 days?

DOC: 9.
8.
7.
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4.
3.
2.

Girl:Alam mo ikakasal nako..

Boy: Kelan ? (OUCH)

Girl: Kaw, Kelan ba gusto mo ?

Kaya mo bang balewalain nalang ang sarili mo para sa pag ibig mo sa taong kayang balewalain ang pagibig mo para sa sarili nya?

Boy: Hala?! ano? may sakit ka? :( naku!! inom ka ng gamot ah.
Musta na pakiramdam mo? pahinga ka ah :(( ano ba naman kasi yan :((

Girl: k.

Kahit anong concern mo sa isang tao, pag hindi naman ikaw ang gusto nyang mag-alala, ganyan at ganyan ang irereply sa’yo..

Go for SOMEONE who's not only PROUD and GLAD to have YOU,
but will also take every RISK and EFFORT just to be with YOU.

Bobo: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali!
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin.
Pare: Osige siret na!
Bobo: ANEST.

Hindi naman lahat ng tao ay kayang patunayan ang lahat ng kanilang sinasabi. May mga tao talagang sadyang paasa lang. :|

Anong pinagkaiba ng kasama ko sila at kasama kita?
Kapag kasama ko sila, tawa lang ng tawa kasi masaya. Kapag kasama kita.



Hindi pa tayo tumatawa, masaya na.

Its a BIG SH*T when someone flirts with your bf/gf right? But, its F*CKING HELL when he/she cooperates. >:)

NANAY: anak, ano gagawin mo pagkatapos ng lindol.?
ANAK: syempre nay...
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ipopost ko sa facebook, Status din yun nay! >:)

Guro: Ano Gusto nyo maging Paglaki nyo?

Girl1: Maging "Nurse" Mam para po makatulong sa Kapwa.

Girl2: Ako po "Chef" Mam para busugin ko ang aking Kapwa.

Girl3: "Abogado" po mam para po ipaglaban ang akin Kapwa.

Guro: At ikaw JUAN?

Juan: Mam! Gusto ko pong mging "KAPWA" para tiba tiba.

Boy: Alam mo, "Im the happiest person when i saw ur face!"

Girl: oh ? Sweet mu naman :">

Boy: In tagalog, "Ako ang pinakamasayang tao pag nilagare ko ang muka mo :)"

Girl : O.O

I really didn't deserve all the Bullshit you gave me.

Magugunaw na ang mundo! Kelangan nang maging tayo :">

Kung hindi ka talaga niya mahal at alam mong hindi ka niya kayang mahalin, wag ka ng umasa pa. Dami na ngang tanga sa mundo, dadagdag ka pa!

Tamang nagiging masaya tayo sa ibang tao. Pero iba pa rin yung saya pag mahal mo kasama mo. <:

Hindi dahil lumayo na ang isang tao sayo ay hindi ka na nya mahal...
MINSAN dumidistansya lang siya kasi napapalapit ka na sa iba..

Hindi porket may tawagan kayo. Ehh, may ibig sabihin na sa kanya. Minsan, may mga bagay lang na kinatutuwaan niya, at sa tingin mo naman, ibang LEVEL na. >:)

Ang pag-ibig ko sayo ay parang umaapaw na tubig sa baso...
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SAYANG ... :(

Real love means: expecting nothing after much giving. Still loving after much crying. Missing after much misunderstanding. Caring after much fighting. And lastly, hoping, praying and waiting after leaving.

Take a good look at yourself before you pick up that “stone” in judgment of others.

Always try your best to get whatever you love, otherwise you'll be forced to love whatever you get.

"A heart that never stops longing for someone is a great one, indeed awesome!"

Ang tunay na kaibigan..
Alam na alam nyan kung pano ka sisiraan..

Pero never nyang gagawin :)

If your income is “normal”, that means your work is “normal” too. If you want your income to be phenomenal, you’ve got to make your work phenomenaltoo.

Simplify your life. If not, you’ll find a way to spend your money—no matter how much money you have. Learn to enjoy simple things. Or else you’ll never have enough to be happy.

"We know how to love someone because we, ourselves loved by God first"

It's about respecting the will of others, and believing in your own.

I wish I could be EVERY LITTLE THINGS YOU WANTED

"Love is like a THESIS. You need patience and effort, it has many chapters and revisions but for you to PROVE it, you must DEFEND it.."

Roses are red violet are blue may crush ako at ikaw ang clue ♥

Everyone comes into your life for a reason: some for good, some for bad. They shape us, they form us: some may break us, but in the end they make us who we are. :))

No matter how hard I try to resist.. i always fall for YOU....

I never knew i could feel so much pain & yet be so inlove with the person causing it.

Efforts is 10times sweeter than just telling or saying I love you. :)

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every other part of my body is broken too.

“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee

What to do when you're unclear, confused and don't know what to do?

And I will love you all my life for you are my reason you're the one that I live for.

Juan: Knock Knock!
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: PROTESTANT
Pedro: Protestant who?
Juan: When you get off the bus, you'll see my mama selling Buko and Pineapple at our "PROTESTANT"

Juan: Knock Knock!
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: DEVASTATION
Pedro: Devastation who?
Juan: I'm sure you won't get lost going to my wedding. You just ride the bus from "DEVASTATION" =)=)

Juan: Knock Knock!
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: PERSUADING
Pedro: Persuading who?
Juan: Pare, I'm getting married next week. Can I invite you to my "PERSUADING" =)=)

Sa eroplano nag CR c juan ng kumatok ang isang pasaherong babae.

Girl: Excuse me are you done?
Juan: No im Juan...
Girl: No what i mean is are you finish?
Juan : No im a Filipino.
Girl: what im asking is are you through?
Juan: [went out angry and shouting] what do u think of me false?

KONSEHAL: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!

PEDRO (Emcee): I WUD LYK TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR HU JUST PASSED AWAY.

Patient: dok nkainum po ako ng baygon
Doc: gusto mo na bang mag suicide?
Patient: nakalunok po kasi ako ng buhay na ipis
DOc: tanga! dapat tsinelas nlng nilunok mo!

Kailanman ay di ako mhuhulog sayo..

Dahil

Kasama pa lang kita ay lumulutang na ako sa pag mmhal ko sau..

Boy: Nay may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

STUDENT: Ma’am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
TEACHER: Natural hindi.
STUDENT: Good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!

GUY: miss, pinaglihi ka ba sa inidoro?
GIRL: bakit?
GUY: kasi ako pinaglihi sa tae. Nung nakita kita, di ko mapigilang mahulog!

Pano sasabihin sa isang girl na maitim ang kili-kili niya without hurting here feelings?

“Ganda ng deodorant mo ha, Kiwi?”

Do I choose to love and serve only those I know? Do I intentionally not see the strangers who need my help?

Sometimes....

Only one person is missing and the whole world seems to be depopulated..

How hard is it to stop the heart from loving?

As much as hard to stop the eye from blinking.

"It doesn't matter how sad, happy or heavy your problems are.

There will always be people who will never leave you and will stand beside you."

Kapag nalaman mong pinag tripan ka ng "Mahal" mo. makipag kamay ka tapos sabihin mo..

"Nice Game" sana sinabi mong laro lang to.

Para namn nakapandaya rin ako.

Once you start to love someone..

You don't need to demand anything in return instead make the person feel how much you really care.

Di ako nag hanap pero dumating ka..

Di ko sinasadya pero minahal kita..

Di ako umasa pero napaligaya mo ako!

Sana namn masaya ka kahit isa lang ang naibigay ko sayo..

Ang mahalin ka ng totoo.

If you love something.

let it go.

If it comes back to you, its yours forever.

If it doesn't, then it wasn't meant to be.

True happiness is not about a big laugh or tears of joy. It's about a simple smile whenever you remember someone who made your life simple but completely happy!

Boy: Kamusta na ang babaeng mahal na mahal ko kahit hindi ko girlfriend?

Girl: Eto, mahal na mahal ka pa din kahit hindi kita boyfriend.

"May mga taong sobrang especial para hindi mo mahindian"

We have so many needs in life.

But the only need that we want most is...

to be "NEEDED" by someone we really "Need".

You need to have desire and dedication to be able to win in competitions.

Ang pagkakaibigan ay hindi nasusukat sa tagal ng pagsasamahan.
Kundi kung sinoo ang nananatiling totoo at nagmamahal sayo.

Love is easy to beggin,

but hard to end.

Hindi katangahan ang mag mahal ng sobra.

Mas tanga ung minahal mo ng sobra tapos nagmahal pa ng iba.

Every day I love you.

"The heart has its reasons which reason does not know."

truth is always better than lies...

Kung alam mu lang kung gaanu ka kahalaga sakin.

Don’t Make Permanent Decisions On Temporary Emotions.

The Mother's Message

ANAK: Nay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko special dapat message mo sa kin yung tipong maiiyak ako ha.

NANAY: Anak, ampon ka.

Anong sinabi ni apple nung tumingin sa kanya si Pinya?

APPLE: oi ikaw, anong tinitingin, tingin, tingin, tingin, tingin, tingin mo dyan?

Supermarket

Promo Girl: Free taste po ma'am!

Mrs: (tumikim ng isa) Bakit ganito??? lasang bulok!!!

Promo Girl: Ayan! Yan po ang mangyayari sa pagkain ninyo pag hindi nyo nilagay sa ref! Kaya ma'am bumili na kayo ng ref namin!!!

Piliin mo ung taong paiiyakin ka sa kakatawa.
Hindi un taong paiiyakin ka, saka tatawa.

If you hurt, that means you’re still alive. And to be alive is the coolest thing.

Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine??

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

Making a choice is one of the hardest things to do in life.

BOY: ano nga ulit yung iba't ibang klase ng views?

GIRL: may top view, side view tska backview. bakit?

BOY: aa.. pero alam mo ba kung ano pinaka magandang view?

GIRL: ano?

BOY: Lab view!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ.

Do I miss something?

Yes, I miss U

Don’t talk about how you are; talk about how you want to be. Don’t talk about where you are; talk about where you want to go!

In our life, we don’t need to explain how much we love a
person. It depends on them how they appreciate the efforts that
we do for them to be contented.

“Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”

“Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”

Sadyang may mga bagay sa mundo na kahit hndi mo makuha, basta makita mo lng masaya kna!

There's always that one special person that no matter what they do to you,.
You just cant let them go :)

The quickest way to find love is to give love.

"I'm always there when somebody needs help, but when I need it, nobody is there.."

I love you, not because of what you have but because of what I feel.. I care for you, not because you need care but because I want to.. I'm always here for you, not because i want you to be with me but because i want to be with you...

Heaven Knows

She's always on my mind
From the time I wake till
I close my eyes
She's everywhere I go
She's all I know

Maybe my love will come
Back someday
Only heaven knows
And maybe our hearts will
Find their way
Only heaven knows
And all I can do is hope and
Pray 'cause heaven knows

My friends keep tellin me
That if you really love her
You've gotta set her free
And if she returns in kind
I'll know she's mine
So tell me where do I start
Cause it breaking my heart
I Don't wanna let her go

Our eyes are in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things in the past. Learn from them and keep moving forward.. :)

You make me feel good every time I see you.

I hate how we don't talk for weeks but then all of a sudden you talk to me again. Its like nothing happened and I slowly start falling for you all over again.

When a door of happiness closes, another door of happiness opens. But there’s a problem: You keep looking at the closed door so long, you don’t see the other door opening.

Door Opener,
God

...P.S. Stop looking at that closed door. Look around you. There’s a new door of happiness opening for you!

"A lot of things could be said in a small period of time. But what matters is for how long you really mean it."

A mistake can always be corrected and should never be repeated..

I'm not perfect, And I don't live to be.

Love isn't finding someone you can live with. It's finding someone you can't live without. ♥

I cry, when an angel deserves to die.

Para kang LUPANG HiNiRANG..

naririnig pa lan kita,
napapahinto na ko..

...napapahawak pa sa puso ko :)

When i wake-up in d morning.. All i wanna feel is your LOVE.. :)

Love what is true and the world will come to you.

In a relationship, you only want 3 things; eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie and love that won't die........ ♥

Sometimes how happy a person outside. There's a pain he/she had inside.. :'(

Don't expect anything from anyone. Expectations hurt. When you don't expect, every moment is a SURPRISE and every surprise brings HAPPINESS! =)

"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." -Ayn Rand

Without you = I'm nothing.
With you = I'm something.
Together = We're everything!

It's weird to think about how different your life would be if you never met the people who changed it..

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the things you did.

There are so many people in the world, and just because one broke your heart, doesn't mean they all will.

You’re surrounded by loving people.

Open your eyes.

"It's not about how much you have, how much you know, or how much you do. It's about how well you love. Love is what matters most. "

Sometimes you need to set things free even though it's hard.. Things may not be the same but soon you'll see that what you did is far better than before.

I would be man enough to love you..... But I would even be more of a man if I would just let go of that love......

Pause. Stop. Pray. And spend real time with God.

You will gain more strength, more peace and more meaning in what you do.

EVERYBODY LIES.

"Whatever situation may be, Don't ever be cold to someone you care about. Indifference and unanswered question hurts more than angry words." -Dr. Emma Capuno

Never will i make the same mistake of falling in love with a person who is not a good listener.. if a person truly loves you, he'll take time to listen to your explanations and not be carried away by his emotions..

Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss.

True Love doesn't change.

Walang nakikitang tamang sagot ang taong punong-puno ng galit sa kanyang makasariling puso.

One heart to love only one person.

"Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."

Be grateful for what you have now. As you begin to think about all the things in your life you are grateful for, you will be amazed at the never ending thoughts that come back to you of more things to be grateful for. You have to make a start, and then the law of attraction will receive those grateful thoughts and give you more just like them. - Rhonda Byrne

Don't be too confident when someone tells you that they love you, the real question is "until when"? because just like seasons People change =(

I need to know that everything will be okay. I think that's hardly the case right now. @_@

We all have our crazy side. The frequency of it surfacing up is what differs us from one another.

Just be true to someone and they will be truthful to you.

Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you. Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side. Whenever you need someone to love, I will always be there for you to have. ♥