Roses are red violet are blue may crush ako at ikaw ang clue ♥

Everyone comes into your life for a reason: some for good, some for bad. They shape us, they form us: some may break us, but in the end they make us who we are. :))

No matter how hard I try to resist.. i always fall for YOU....

I never knew i could feel so much pain & yet be so inlove with the person causing it.

Efforts is 10times sweeter than just telling or saying I love you. :)

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every other part of my body is broken too.

“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee

What to do when you're unclear, confused and don't know what to do?

And I will love you all my life for you are my reason you're the one that I live for.

Juan: Knock Knock!
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: PROTESTANT
Pedro: Protestant who?
Juan: When you get off the bus, you'll see my mama selling Buko and Pineapple at our "PROTESTANT"

Juan: Knock Knock!
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: DEVASTATION
Pedro: Devastation who?
Juan: I'm sure you won't get lost going to my wedding. You just ride the bus from "DEVASTATION" =)=)

Juan: Knock Knock!
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: PERSUADING
Pedro: Persuading who?
Juan: Pare, I'm getting married next week. Can I invite you to my "PERSUADING" =)=)

Sa eroplano nag CR c juan ng kumatok ang isang pasaherong babae.

Girl: Excuse me are you done?
Juan: No im Juan...
Girl: No what i mean is are you finish?
Juan : No im a Filipino.
Girl: what im asking is are you through?
Juan: [went out angry and shouting] what do u think of me false?

KONSEHAL: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!

PEDRO (Emcee): I WUD LYK TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR HU JUST PASSED AWAY.

Patient: dok nkainum po ako ng baygon
Doc: gusto mo na bang mag suicide?
Patient: nakalunok po kasi ako ng buhay na ipis
DOc: tanga! dapat tsinelas nlng nilunok mo!

Kailanman ay di ako mhuhulog sayo..

Dahil

Kasama pa lang kita ay lumulutang na ako sa pag mmhal ko sau..

Boy: Nay may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

STUDENT: Ma’am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
TEACHER: Natural hindi.
STUDENT: Good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!

GUY: miss, pinaglihi ka ba sa inidoro?
GIRL: bakit?
GUY: kasi ako pinaglihi sa tae. Nung nakita kita, di ko mapigilang mahulog!

Pano sasabihin sa isang girl na maitim ang kili-kili niya without hurting here feelings?

“Ganda ng deodorant mo ha, Kiwi?”

Do I choose to love and serve only those I know? Do I intentionally not see the strangers who need my help?

Sometimes....

Only one person is missing and the whole world seems to be depopulated..

How hard is it to stop the heart from loving?

As much as hard to stop the eye from blinking.

"It doesn't matter how sad, happy or heavy your problems are.

There will always be people who will never leave you and will stand beside you."

Kapag nalaman mong pinag tripan ka ng "Mahal" mo. makipag kamay ka tapos sabihin mo..

"Nice Game" sana sinabi mong laro lang to.

Para namn nakapandaya rin ako.

Once you start to love someone..

You don't need to demand anything in return instead make the person feel how much you really care.

Di ako nag hanap pero dumating ka..

Di ko sinasadya pero minahal kita..

Di ako umasa pero napaligaya mo ako!

Sana namn masaya ka kahit isa lang ang naibigay ko sayo..

Ang mahalin ka ng totoo.

If you love something.

let it go.

If it comes back to you, its yours forever.

If it doesn't, then it wasn't meant to be.

True happiness is not about a big laugh or tears of joy. It's about a simple smile whenever you remember someone who made your life simple but completely happy!

Boy: Kamusta na ang babaeng mahal na mahal ko kahit hindi ko girlfriend?

Girl: Eto, mahal na mahal ka pa din kahit hindi kita boyfriend.

"May mga taong sobrang especial para hindi mo mahindian"

We have so many needs in life.

But the only need that we want most is...

to be "NEEDED" by someone we really "Need".

You need to have desire and dedication to be able to win in competitions.

Ang pagkakaibigan ay hindi nasusukat sa tagal ng pagsasamahan.
Kundi kung sinoo ang nananatiling totoo at nagmamahal sayo.

Love is easy to beggin,

but hard to end.

Hindi katangahan ang mag mahal ng sobra.

Mas tanga ung minahal mo ng sobra tapos nagmahal pa ng iba.

Every day I love you.

"The heart has its reasons which reason does not know."

truth is always better than lies...

Kung alam mu lang kung gaanu ka kahalaga sakin.

Don’t Make Permanent Decisions On Temporary Emotions.

The Mother's Message

ANAK: Nay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko special dapat message mo sa kin yung tipong maiiyak ako ha.

NANAY: Anak, ampon ka.

Anong sinabi ni apple nung tumingin sa kanya si Pinya?

APPLE: oi ikaw, anong tinitingin, tingin, tingin, tingin, tingin, tingin mo dyan?

Supermarket

Promo Girl: Free taste po ma'am!

Mrs: (tumikim ng isa) Bakit ganito??? lasang bulok!!!

Promo Girl: Ayan! Yan po ang mangyayari sa pagkain ninyo pag hindi nyo nilagay sa ref! Kaya ma'am bumili na kayo ng ref namin!!!

Piliin mo ung taong paiiyakin ka sa kakatawa.
Hindi un taong paiiyakin ka, saka tatawa.

If you hurt, that means you’re still alive. And to be alive is the coolest thing.

Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine??

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

Making a choice is one of the hardest things to do in life.

BOY: ano nga ulit yung iba't ibang klase ng views?

GIRL: may top view, side view tska backview. bakit?

BOY: aa.. pero alam mo ba kung ano pinaka magandang view?

GIRL: ano?

BOY: Lab view!

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Do I miss something?

Yes, I miss U

Don’t talk about how you are; talk about how you want to be. Don’t talk about where you are; talk about where you want to go!

In our life, we don’t need to explain how much we love a
person. It depends on them how they appreciate the efforts that
we do for them to be contented.

“Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”

“Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”

Sadyang may mga bagay sa mundo na kahit hndi mo makuha, basta makita mo lng masaya kna!