It's amazing how something so simple as a little text, call, or comment can make you smile the entire day! It's a great feeling to know someone is thinking of you.

Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

Once you find that special person, its very easy for them to slip away. so hold on tight and never let them go! cos true love only happens once.

... isn't where (he/she) used to be, still not where (he/she) wants to be, but is thankful (he/she)'s heading in the right direction for (his/her) proper destination.

Nene: nay pinatambling ako kanina sa school

Nanay: gaga!! gusto lang nila makita panty mo!!!

Nene: Alam ko!!! kaya nga tinago sa bag yung panty ko eh..

Bakit kelangan mo pa ng relo...

Kung handa naman akong ibigay lahat ng oras ko sau?

Ina: Anak matalino ka daw sa math sabi ng titser mo.

Anak: Opo

Ina: sige kunwari binigyan kita ng 5 apples and 3 grapes. Ano ang sago mo?

Anak: Thank you po!!!

May dalawang magkapatid, si malaki at si maliit... sumulat si malaki sa kanyang tatay..

Dear Tatay,
ibili nyo po kame ng isang dosenang itlog at isang kilong baboy
ang inyong anak... malaki

inutusan ni malaki si maliit na ihatid ang sulat sa post office
habang naglalakad napaaway si maliit at ang sulat ay nagkapunit punit
binuo ang sulat sa pamamagitan ng tape ng mabasa ng ama

Dear Baboy,
Ibili nyo po kami ng isang dosenang anak at isang
kilong tatay.
ang inyong itlog... malaki

Boy: Miss may titulo ka ba?

Girl: wala bakit?

Boy: tingin ko kasi pag-aari kita

Girl: how sweet? ilang pages ka ba?

Boy: (naconfuse) bakit?

Girl: ang kapal mo kasi!!!!

Hinahanap ng mga NPA sina Juan, pedro at berting
Nagtago sila sa sako sa bodega ng kamote

NPA: san n kaya sila? hmm.. baka nagtatago lang ang mga yun dito

Sinipa ang sako 1

Juan: meow meow
NPa: Pusa lang pala

Sinipa ang sako 2

Pedro: arf ! arf !
NPA: aso lang pala

Sinipa pang sako 3

Berting; tahimik walang reaksyon

Sinipa ulit yung sako 3

Berting: wala ulit reaksyon

Sinipa ng sinipa ang sako 3

Berting: tang ina naman oh!! kamote ako..
wala akong sound!!!

Bumibili: (pasigaw) pabili pong SAFEGUARD!!!

Tindera: (galit na sumigaw) wag kang sumigaw jan!!! hindi ako bingi!! anong SIMCARD? globe o smart?

Girl nangungulangot sa jeep...

Lola: anong kinukuha mo ineng?

Girl: nursing po...

Lola: ah.. akala ko kulangot..

Bata: pabili ng lugaw

Tindera: may laman o wala

Bata: syempre may laman pakain ko sayo ang mangkok eh.

You can try your hardest - You can do everything within your means But sometimes people just aren't worth it anymore!!!

There's truth behind every 'Just Kidding', 

curiosity behind every 'Just Wondering', 

knowledge behind every 'I Don't Know', 

and passion behind every 'I Don't Care'.

Lessons I've learned over this pass few year were too many to remember.. yet.. too hard to forget!!

YOU are the WAY the TRUTH and the LIFE we LIVE by FAITH and not by SIGHT for YOU we're LIVING all for YOU!!

You don't necessarily decide who walks into your life, You do however, get to decide who you let stay, who you let walk away, and who you refuse to let go...

Add life to your days instead of days to your life..

... a person who laughs more and makes others laugh would be having a thunder storm sadness beneath (his/her) heart...

Don't be sad when you choose a wrong move because everybody commit mistakes, it is the primary reason why a pencil is always created with eraser...

You were the one that fought for me, the one who protected me,loved me and watched me grow, gave me the tools to deal with life.

Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more.

A woman is helping her husband set up his laptop. It asks 4 a password. He puts 'penis' the wife falls off her chair laughing when it says 'password too short'

It's not what you look like but who you are and what you do that makes you seem beautiful in another person's eyes..

"..never get tired of doing little things for others.sometimes those things occupy the biggest part of their hearts.."

Keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry. Live simply. Expect little, Give much.

Add life to your days instead of days to your life..

I have been down many roads in my life that lead me to many places, but the road that lead me to you is a journey I will never forget.

What Makes you Different, Makes YOU SPECIAL.

Dream like you're living forever, but live like you're dying today!!!

"Great dreams... always come and go, but great memories... always seem like they happened yesterday."

"If you fail in a relationship, you fail in life"

Owl City Lyrics » Fireflies Lyrics

Fireflies lyrics
Songwriters: Young, Adam;

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep

'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting sheep
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep

To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell

But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

DEAR VIENNA Lyrics - OWL CITY

Dear Vienna lyrics

Dear Vienna
I regarded the world as such a sad sight
Until I viewed it in Black & White
And I reviewed every frame in basic shape
And sealed the exits with caution tape
(Dear Vienna)
Don’t refocus your eyes in the darkness
And don’t remember this place unless
I describe all the things that you cannot see
And we’ll unravel the mystery

Farewell
All my friends
In Textbooks
I’m going home
Cause my blood cells cannot depend on the weather in photographs
There’s a light show, out my window
Somewhere, way up there
Dear Vienna (Dear Vienna) are you singing
Dear Vienna are you swinging
Dear Vienna (Dear Vienna) We were happy like the shades of May
When we got carried away

Dear Vienna
I regarded the world as such a sad sight
Until I viewed it in Black & White
And I reviewed every frame in basic shape
And sealed the exits with caution tape
Dear Vienna
Don’t refocus your eyes in the darkness
And don’t remember this place unless
I describe all the things that you cannot see
And we'll unravel the mystery

Dear Vienna
I was so far out of place
Watching those stars in outer space
Cause I am so far from where you are

There’s a light show, out my window(out my window)
Somewhere, way up there (way up there)

Dear Vienna (Dear Vienna) are you singing (are you singing)
Dear Vienna (Dear Vienna) are you swinging
Dear Vienna (Dear Vienna) We were happy like the shades of May
When we got carried away

Love is great when you find someone to give it to.

Value everything you have, because it could all be gone in a second.

Friends are like crayons, They color our lives, I may not be your favorite color, but hope you will need me somewhere to complete your picture.

Your effort may fail but don't fail to make effort!

Your effort may fail, but don't fail to make an effort!

Don't take life too seriously - its not permanent!

What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

Sometimes it's the smallest decision that can change your life forever.

The biggest risk in life, is NOT taking one!

I expect to pass through this world but once;
any good thing therefore that I can do, or any
kindness that I can show to any fellow-creature,
let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it,
for I shall not pass this way again.

When one door closes, another opens;

but we often look so long and so

regretfully upon the closed door that we

do not see the ones which open for us.

Be grateful for what you have. Try not to do well on what you don't have And strive for what you want.

The way to happiness - Believe in yourself, Love others, Reach for your dreams, always think positively & keep your head high :)

Give of yourself without expecting anything in return and you will be blessed for lifetime.

You are so weird, but that's why i love you, its your strangeness and different view of the world that make me fall for you more and more each day.

Loving someone is one thing, being loved by someone is another but being loved by the person you love well that's just everything.

When life gets too hard to stand..

Kneel...

Loving someone isn't about what you can give them, it's about making them happy.. weather it's with or without you.

Should I smile because we are friends? or should I cry because that's all we will ever be?

If someone is important to you then love them, if someone is everything to you then tell them, if someone is the world to you then show them.

To love someone is nothing.

To be loved by someone is something.

To love and be loved by someone is everything.

My friends are like stars: I don't always see them but I know they're always there!! I love them so much for that and I wouldn't trade them for anything!!

Thinks anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart and baby you've caught mine. (:

Everyone is independent in their own beliefs and ideas about things, so never expect a person to always see things your way.

The warmth of a friend's presence brings joy to our hearts, sunlight to our souls, and pleasure to all of life.

Side by side miles apart, a friend like you will stay close to my heart, years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you, shall NEVER die.

True Friends are really HARD to find, You can have million of friends, but you can count on your fingers who has been true to you and loves you for what you are.